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Bob doesn't LIKE that his wife never thinks to wipe the counter, but he accepts it as reality. So he sometimes puts a post-it on the fridge and sometimes just wipes it himself. Be like Bob.
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Non-wrinkled clothes are a decent goal, but learning mutual respect and constructive compromise with a woman is a fucking rockstar goal. 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